Genius

genius |ˈjēnyəs|
noun ( pl. geniuses )
1 exceptional intellectual or creative power or other natural ability : she was a teacher of genius | Gardner had a real genius for tapping wealth.

I hate that I'm not a genius. Not because I want to change the world or invent time travel (although that would be rad), but because genius goes hand in hand with a level of accepted eccentricity. Sure, it sucks in primary school, and initially you probably won't have any luck in the love department, but if you stick to it long enough eventually someone will be freaky enough to dig it.